| | Current Music: | Emperor|Aerie Descent | | Time: | 07:48 pm |
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| | New LJ Panzer_Pope go there now or i will eat you. | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | mayhem|funeral fog | | Time: | 07:55 pm |
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| i had a funny convorsation today it went like this
Me: i was talking with some people at lunch, and we made a skit about danny filth on a date, and playing yhatzee. Me: if you guys dont know who danny filth is, hes the lead singer of cradle of filth. so here goes Me: Danny: ill have a.....fillet of baby! and some priest semen. oh...and a bucket of fetus for the lady! Date:*whispers to waiter* whats going on? waitor: well, we just translate dannys orders fillet of baby, cheese burger preist semen, diet coke. his parents pay us well, so we deal with it. Date: danny! im leaving! Danny: can i drive you home? we can make love! OF HATRED! Date: no, im taking a cab Danny: a cab of darkness? Date: no, just a normal cab. goodbye danny
NOW its danny playing yahtzee
Dad: ohhhhh dddaannnnyyyy, wanna play yhatzee? Danny: is it yhatzee of death and destruction? Dad: yep, just the one. Danny: alright then ask me for an impression, its much better. | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | megadeth|kill the king | | Time: | 07:52 pm | | Current Mood: | hyper |
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| | you know whats good? METAL! its my favorite of all genres. if you dont like it... well its your loss AND you can just suck it. | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | cKy-flesh into gear | | Time: | 06:17 pm | | Current Mood: | bored |
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| | im gracing you all with another entry. NOT. anyways,i live a very routine life, and no, it isnt all that fun. I NEED TO DO MORE INTERESTING THINGS. FUCKING CALL ME ON THE WEEKEND.357-0239! GODDAMNIT. anyone! just call! goddamnit goddamnit! | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | You know what I did this weekend? I KILLED LITTLE HARMLESS WOODLAND CREATUES!! little bastard squirrils, livin in my house, ill show them! | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | Children of Bodom|Kissing the Shadows | | Time: | 02:16 pm |
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| | man this thing is old. Anyways there isnt much happening, im quite boring in case you havnt noticed yet. anyways. what do you want to know? just ask. cause im out of ideas. | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | rammstein| | | Time: | 09:33 pm |
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| | havt updated in a while. not much happnen in my life now. cept the schooling. summer went by so fast. oh well high school wont be that bad. i hope. everyone is listing their classes but i refuse to do so. if you need to know ask. | comments: 8 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | what did i do today. lets see. i went down town with jake and wilton. saw rachel at the pill. went back to jakes on the way had a pull up contest and i tied it for first. then we went on his trampoline. played crack the egg. then did some tramp skatin. then dodge ball, then we came back here and had pizza and watched major payne up til now.bye. | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment  |
| lets see. yesterday i was hangin round at ryans will's for about 3 hours. we went to prarie and soccerd it up. then came back and jumped ont his trampoline. then MORTAL COMBAT which was cool i beat him a few times but scoripion rocks. then i stayed up till 1 watching jaws. and pretty soon my dad is comin home with creamy cheesey bagels mmmmmmm. bye.
pokie | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| LAST PERSON WHO x. Slept in your bed: me... as far as i know... x. Saw you cry: my mom, when i was but a wee infant. x. You shared a bed with: i cannot disclose this information x. Made you cry: no idea x. You held hands with: no idea. x. Spent the night with: im not popular x. You shared a drink with: I don't often share drinks. x. You went to the movies with: dunno x. Kissed you: take a wild guess(parents dont count) x. You went to the mall with: i dispise the mall x. Yelled at you: better yet, who HASNT yelled at me x. You hugged: once again not too popular x. Sent you an email:people on lj, it just goes up ther too x. You kissed: have we been over this? i think we have.
HAVE YOU EVER... x. Said "I Love You" and meant it? prolly jaci x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: ... no. x. Been to New York: no x. Florida: nope x. California: twice x. Hawaii: no x. Mexico: TWICE x. China: no x. Canada: no x. Danced naked: you'd like that, wouldn't you. x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: no i just have freaky dreams x. Wished you were the opposite sex: no way in hell. x. Had an imaginary friend: nope. x. Things you like in a girl/guy: good music taste, good looks, funny x. Do you have a crush on someone: do i? x. What book are you reading now: nothing... i just finished another one x. Worst feeling in the world: getting kicked in the balls x. What is the first thing you think when you wake up: usually it's something about what i was just dreaming, then i forget what i dreamed and what i was thinking about. otherwise, it would be "Damn i hate school." x. Future daughter's name: am i even gonna have a daughter?. x. Future son's name: see above only with son x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: not a STUFFED animal x. What's under your bed: bodys, wait no x. Favorite sport to watch: dodgeball bitch x. Current Age: 14 x. Siblings: kate...ugh x. Location: office x. College plans: either that or musical carrer x. Piercings/tattoos: none. yet... x. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope unless she wants me.
EXTRA STUFF x. Do you do drugs: no x. Do you drink: no x. Who is your best friend: i don't do that. x. What are you most scared of: death. x. What clothes do you sleep in: boxers x. Where do you want to get married: VEGAS not really thats just what my parents say x. Who do you really hate: ignorant bigots x. Been in Love: it is possible x. Do you have a job: nope x. Do you like being around people: meh. not all people x. Are you for world peace: no. i want the world to be completely violent all the time. down with peace! x. Are you a health freak: god no.
STUFF x. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: most likey x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: no sir x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: human. x. Want someone you don't have right now: what? x. Are you lonely right now: nope. even though i'm alone x. you'll never get married: wtf? x. Do you want to get married: i think i'm a little young to be seriously contemplating that x. Do you want kids: see above
FAVOURITE x. Room in house: my room. x. Type(s) of music: metal, heavy metal, dark metal x. Color: black or red x. Perfume or cologne: blood, sweat. x. Month: when it snows x. Stone: what the hell?
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU... x. Cried: nope x. Bought something: x. Gotten sick: nope x. Sang: nope x. Said "I Love You": possibly but you dont need to know do you!?. x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: i don't feel like revealing any deep secerets about myself on an open internet page. x. Met someone new: no x. Moved on: again, i say what the hell x. Talked to someone: yes x. Missed someone: yes x. Hugged someone: no x. Kissed someone: no x. Fought with your parents: when didnt i? | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment  |
|  Heavy metal! You rock! It's mostly about the music instead of lyrics for you...but you channel most of the emotion through the lyrics! Mosh pit for you! Just be careful you don't give yourself a concussion with so much headbanging...
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metal rocks bitches | comments: Leave a comment  |
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hell yeah im a radioactive squirrel. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | opeth-masters aprentices | | Subject: | full name acronym | | Time: | 07:47 pm | | Current Mood: | full |
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| bgcolor='#99ffff' border=3 bordercolor='#0033ff' cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">M</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Mesmerizing</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">A</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Appreciative</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">T</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Tame</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">T</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Tempting</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">H</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Hairy</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">E</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Elitist</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">W</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Wicked</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">E</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Earthy</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">R</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Relaxed</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">I</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Industrious</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">C</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Creepy</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">J</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Joyful</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">O</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Orderly</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">H</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Hot</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">N</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Neat</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">S</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Silly</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">O</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Old</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">N</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Naughty</td></tr></table> Name Acronym Generator From Go-Quiz.com | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | children of bodom-every time i die | | Time: | 06:04 pm | | Current Mood: | hungry |
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| Height: 6'1 Shoe size: 12 Hair color: Blonde Eye color: green with some gold in there Hair length: Long Siblings: 1 Nickname(s): matt,mr. matt, sir, pokey, asshole,jerk ect ect Pets: two cats
[Have you ever:] Tried a weight loss program?: No Jumped on a trampoline?: yes Visited another country?: MEXICO Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)?: Yes Had a bubble bath?: Yes Been on a plane?: Yes Been on a boat?: Yes Been on a train?: Yes Been in a car accident?: nope Ridden an elephant?: not yet... Made a web page?: no Played with Barbies?: nope Stayed up all night?: roger that Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean?: Haha, yeah... Broken a bone?: No Called a physic or sex hotline?: nope Watched Jerry Springer?: yes,its fun to watch the transys fight Been in the hospital (not visiting)?: No Gotten in trouble for talking in class?: in art (curse you mrs. barenbrugge) Been afraid of the dark?: I can't name many people who haven't been Had stitches?: No Dumped someone and regretted it?: never dumped a person, they always beat me too it Went out with more than one person at a time?: nope Fallen asleep in class?: No Used food for something other than eating?: course Met a celebrity?: sadly, i met darth... i mean george bush Broken the law?: of course, what selfrespecting citizen hasnt? Hated yourself?: Yes Been brokenhearted?: Yes Fell off a chair?: Yes Lap danced?: ...no Worn black nail polish?: not to my knowlege Hugged a tree?: Yup.
Seen a ghost?: No Seen an alien?: No Had sex?: No Done drugs?: Perscription ones Been dumped?: 10 times Hiked on a mountain?: No Been cheated on?: yes... Cheated on someone?: No Tried smoking cigarettes?: No Smoked pot?: No Drank alcohol?: no way occifer Played Monopoly?: Yes Lied to someone?: Yes Been arrested? No
[Do you:] Like to give hugs?: Yes Like to walk in the rain?: yes Sleep with or without clothes on?: I sleep with boxers...only unless its cold Prefer black or blue pens?: Black Dress up on Halloween?: Yup. Like to travel?: yeah most forms are fine, but walking is the safest. Like someone?: plenty Sleep on your side, stomach, or back?: All of em Ever want to get married?: im sure some time i might have. Have any fish?: No Ever have a falling dream?: flying ones, my dreams make no sence at all Have stuffed animals?: Yep Go on vacation?: Yeah Believe in horoscopes?: No, not really Like your handwriting?: meh Like cartoons?: family guy, futurama, stroker and hoop, the venture bros. Believe in the devil?: IM HIS HALF SON!!! Have any tattoos?: not yet Have any piercings?: not yet Own a miniskirt?: not i said the fly Use big words to sound smart?: lots of times Have a magic 8 ball?: No See dead people?: Hell yes, I see dead people all over the place(not) Believe in fate?: some what, but i control mine for some of the time Like children?: I'd have to say no,not the little ones Ever steal anything from hotels?: the free stuff i steal, comtemplate THAT. Believe in ghosts?: yes Aliens?: yes... if you mean believe in... instead of do you aliens Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Not at the time Wish you could live somewhere else?: anywhere but naperthrill Ever think about suicide?: i just wonder how people would react to my death. Want (more) piercings?: i have a plan for em all. like 4 on my LEFT ear and a ring on the middle of my lip. mabey my nose. Want (more) tattoos?: yes. Like cleaning?: Yes, if it's for myself Like roller coasters?: YEAH! Write in cursive or print?:both Like candles?: I do Like the taste of blood?: its salty Believe in love?: Yes Believe in soul mates?: it is possible Believe in God?: I beleive in a loving force, and a deity...whatever that may be.
[Others:] Who do you admire?: cliff burton(rip) What's the one place you want to visit before you die?: no idea What kind of shampoo do you use?: this thing called prell but usually whats there. Where is the farthest place you've traveled?: mexico What's your lucky charm?: I have none What is the latest you've ever stayed up til? 9:00 AM - 8:00 AM
[Friends:] Best?: I have no best friend Most time spent with?: meh i just hang with the cool people Funniest?: Crap, this one is tough. Ryan Grilleart is pretty damn hilarious Smartest?: the boxes are clever ones. Strongest?: dont really care, strength doesnt really mean much, i laugh when guys arm wrestle to prove stuff. Most athletic?: There are plenty of athletic friends...depends on what sport it is Knows you the best?: i cant say Most outgoing?: prolly koil Most shy?: jaci is in public :) Most trustworthy?: no idea, though i am Biggest flirt?: Kyle flirts too much. I should throw a rock at him. Best eyes?: Uhh... Most depressed?: Everybody has their moments Who has the best bedroom?: maggies is damn cool. Who follows you around?: My hordes of fangirls...no, really. If you were stranded on a desert island with one of your friends, who would it be?: Whoever tastes the best Most Unpopular?: I have no idea. Who has the nicest siblings?: Who has the nicest parents?: Kyle Who do you have the most inside jokes with?: mabey maggie but i dont think shes my friend no more.
[Random:] What has been the best day of your life so far?: most days are just fine What do you usually think about before you go to sleep: Sleeping What do you regret the most in your life so far?: Stuff that I don't feel like talking about If you could do anything without consequences, what would you do?: beat bill gates up and steal his wallet What is something your looking forward to doing in the upcoming month?: not month,season SNOWBOARD What are you really afraid of?: Something popping out of nowhere and killing me. Yeah. Think about it, it's freaky.
[In the past 24 hours, have you:] Had a serious conversation?: Yes Hugged someone?: no Fought with a friend?: nope Cried?: No Laughed?: Yes Made someone laugh?: Yes Bought something?: Nope. Missed someone?: Yes
[Last:] Movie you rented or watched?: secret window Movie you bought?: I dotn buy them Song you listened to?: mr.crowley by ozzy Song that was stuck in your head?: i dont know CD you bought?: i was GONNA buy megadeth and C.O.B(children of bodom) but turns out i couldnt go CD you listened to?: dunno Person you called?: Person that called you?: TV show you watched?: dunno Person you were thinking of?: I don't know
[Do you agree with:] Premarital sex?: no Gay/lesbian relationships?: Yes, dont make me rant! [Favorite:] Food?: I have so many Song?: everytime i die by C.O.B Sport?: meh Drink?: mountain dew, nectar of the gods. Clothes?: my kids in the hall shirt Movie?: farenheight 9/11 Band/singer?: I have a lot CD?: meh Disney movie?: Pirates of the Carribean Scent?: Cinnimon Rolllllllllllls Word?: lets see, defendestrate sounds cool (it means throw out a window) Guy name?: I like the name doyle or somthing a lot Girl name?: i dunno Color?: Green Flower?: i dont care Piercing?: I have none...yet Actor?: Ben Stiller is awesome in dodge ball Store?: BEST BUY Vacation spot?: mexico is cool
Ice cream flavor?: vanilla with peanut butter in it, lots. Fruit?: raspberry Vehicle?: train Holiday?: Christmas Month?: february or may Season?: winter Day of the week?: friday Magazine?: like guitar world. TV show?: family guy Radio station?: launch cast metal station or 89.1 or 101.1 Animal?: i dunno, shark. Quote?: "Mondays are a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life." Shoes?: converse Meat?: Beef Pizza topping?: Sausage State?: I like Illinois just fine City?: chicago is always fun Feeling?: love is cool, victory is also cool Number?: 666 man its the best | comments: 7 comments or Leave a comment  |
| bgcolor='#99ffff' border=3 bordercolor='#0033ff' cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">M</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Magical</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">A</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Amazing</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">T</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Tempting</td></tr><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="white">T</td><td valign="middle" align="left">Temperamental</td></tr></table> Name Acronym Generator From Go-Quiz.com
look at me im magical...and tempting... | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | ozzy-crazy train | | Subject: | 2nd entry | | Time: | 08:12 pm | | Current Mood: | content |
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| Hmmm what did i do today, i bit of lounging and some vedging here and there. OH and i also wast a waste of space a little today too. But I just got back from portillo's which was tasty as usual. I have the urge, the urge to start a metal band.its been on my mind for days. But alass i am still in free delivery or whatever were called these days, but i am up for a side project.
bye? Mr.matt | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | megadeth-hangar 18 happy ryan? | | Subject: | up her in rockford | | Time: | 10:08 pm | | Current Mood: | content |
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| | ok, first entry. Im here in rockford with my autn and uncle. Good times go-karting i was a totall bastard passing everyone at least once and cut off about 3 people. im such a ba.haha. I watched the secret window, it was a creepy movie. apparently the writer guy (johnny Depp) is shcitzofrenic who creats people, figments of imagination. go see it. Also, i converted someone to the dark side (likeing the metal music), jaci this one sexy girl i know is in love with it now so thats good. | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
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